Sunday, May 13, 2007

Will's First Post

(Hey, all who read this. This is Ali in the purple. In the orange it's Will. Hold on, he wants to say something.)

Remember Ali eats lead paint for breakfast

Hey, mister. I made you this blog. I expect a little greatfulness.

Go play in traffic

You couldnt spell traffic without my help. Go stick your head in a blender.

GO suck on a lemon

Go suck on an exhaust pipe.

Jump off a cliff OWND You're a loveless bagel. P'OWNED!!!


Um, that would be spelled n00b, n00b.

Michael Jackson lives in your apartmemt n00b sauce

That's not how you spell apartmeNt. Wait, wait, wait. I see you lunging for the keyboard. Let's stop this before it gets your face. Do you have a few words that you would like to say to your public?

Bill Gates stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhkay. On that note...if you can't already tell, this is Will's new "blog." Please mostly ignore it. No, No, just kidding. Anywayyyys....bye!